Silly reasons to learn Lojban

1: Ambiguity: How many lojbanists does it take to change a broken light bulb? (Change a broken-light bulb into what?)

23: Logic: Have you stopped bashing your wife? (Answer yes or no...)

55: It's fun to be Daniel Jackson from Stargate.

113: Self-segregation: We All Scream For Rice Scream

237: Homonyms: Their Grate!

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